I turned my laptop and my desktop on at the same time, to see which one would boot up quickest. Whichever lost would become my permanent porn machine.
The Verdict: The desktop won, making my laptop my new spank ‘puter. Which is good, because I can take that bitch wherever I want!
-Tony
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Conan O’Brien and Bob Odenkirk in the SNL writers’ room
Gods.
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