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Dear large truck in front of me, I don’t believe that 1(800)fuck-you is your real number but I’ll try it anyway. Your driving is horrendous.
As a kid, growing up in a middle class white family full of depressed people, I believed that “pills” were a food group. Served every meal.
I haven’t been up this early on a saturday in months. I only woke up to drink all day. Oktoberfest :)
When you’re in conversation at normal volume, but you whisper the name of a race of people, it sounds more racist 100% of the time.
#FREEshirtFRIDAY I want the Tomorrow’s… T-Shirt from Tomorrow’s Nobody at District Lines! #ff http://t.co/p9b9Y9F8 via @district_lines
5 Loaves of bread + 2 Fish x Miracles = FEED EVERYONE! #JesusMath
