Tomorrow's Nobody Tumblr: Archive

Dec 6th

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Nov 18th

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Oct 13th

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Dear large truck in front of me, I don’t believe that 1(800)fuck-you is your real number but I’ll try it anyway. Your driving is horrendous.

Oct 11th

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As a kid, growing up in a middle class white family full of depressed people, I believed that “pills” were a food group. Served every meal.

Oct 10th

I haven’t been up this early on a saturday in months. I only woke up to drink all day. Oktoberfest :)

Oct 9th

When you’re in conversation at normal volume, but you whisper the name of a race of people, it sounds more racist 100% of the time.

Oct 8th

#FREEshirtFRIDAY I want the Tomorrow’s… T-Shirt from Tomorrow’s Nobody at District Lines! #ff http://t.co/p9b9Y9F8 via @district_lines

Oct 8th

5 Loaves of bread + 2 Fish x Miracles = FEED EVERYONE! #JesusMath

Oct 8th

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Oct 7th

My new favorite way for a girl to say she’s single. “I’m DJing”

Oct 7th

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thedailywhat: TV Show Promo of the Day: First official supertrailer for the triumphant return of Beavis and Butt-Head to primetime television. It’s been 14 years, but the uber-underacheivers are still attending Highland High School and clearly haven’t learned a single new thing. Watch MTV’s best & brightest eviscerate reality shows for a change starting Thursday, October 27th, at 10 PM...

Oct 7th

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Tony Goes to Otakon →

Tony went to Otakon in Baltimore, Maryland! Here’s one for those of you who like it short and sweet. And short. While you’re on youtube, subscribe to OneyNG and TheSeanKiely of Leo and Satan fame!…

Oct 5th

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Oct 5th

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Oct 3rd

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Skated to see Blink 182 with @natesiggard & watched them from stage. Only way 12yr old me could be happier is if I had touched some boobies.

Oct 1st

I am proud to be the president, chairman, and main figurehead of International Association Of Dudes That Look Fucking Rad In Hoodies.

Oct 1st

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Sep 30th

I think if I couldn’t grow a beard I would tattoo one on.

Sep 28th

How to wipe with no tp →

My buddy tells you what to do if you ever find yourself stuck without toilet paper after pooping. -eric

Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 23rd

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Sep 20th

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Childish Gambino - Bonfire

iamdonald: Childish Gambino - “Bonfire” Art by Ibra Ake

Sep 19th

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thatisawesome: sunshinemakesmehigh:caseydonahue:totallymorgan: Matt and Trey on writing ‘South Park’ episodes. therefore / but.

Sep 13th

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Sep 11th

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Sep 6th

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Sep 6th

Sublime With Rome: How To Play 3′s →

Watch Rome, of Sublime With Rome, Nate, and I play dice. Rome had to do a “how to” video for Fueled By Ramen’s Back To School promo so he did “How To Play 3′s”. I don’t wanna ruin the ending…but lets…

Aug 10th

Amy Winehouse – Rehab (Rome’s Tribute) →

Nate and I filmed this on our tour bus last night. It’s Rome’s tribute to Amy Winehouse. Shot with just us, two cameras and one light. You guys don’t know Nate yet but you will be seeing/hearing…

Jul 25th

Hail Me. →

Bitches. Tweet

Jul 17th

Eric Visits Jesus →

While Eric was in Rio, he went and visited Jesus. And here’s a version for those with A.D.D.: Tweet

Jul 11th

Tour, Tour and more Tour →

Hey everyone! Vlog from when I went to see the Jesus statue in Rio coming soon! I’ve been out of the country most of the past month, on tour, and am about to head back out today. For those of you who…

Jun 5th

Sublime with Rome’s “Yours Truly” Album Artwork by... →

feintnate: After I finished the painting for “Panic” the first single off of Sublime with Rome‘s new album “Yours Truly”, I began working on the cover for the album. I spent a couple days with the band… Nate is one of my good friends and it was a lot of fun having him at the studio, working with him on the artwork album, filming some promos and now he will even be coming on tour with me. Check...

Jun 2nd

May 3rd

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Seriously Guys. →

I honestly made the best sandwich ever today. It was, like, the sandwich of the GODS. First off, I got some ciabatta bread, and toasted it to crispy perfection with some swiss, provalone, AND cheddar…

May 2nd

Charlie Sheen – WINNING (electro mix) →

*A little late but we finally got this finished. Remixing and animating takes a long time! Charlie Sheen’s winning all over the place in his new music video! An Electro Charlie Sheen parody song and video. ENJOY!

Apr 11th

Read This Goddamned Article →

Hey there, TN. Sam here. I’m the one you haven’t seen in any TN videos (though you have possibly seen me in any number of really annoying commercials), and I’m posting an article I wrote a while ago…

Mar 30th

“Ted and Jim – Ep1″ →

Ted and Jim are best friends and office pals. This is a toon Tony did for school, but this is the first of many of Ted and Jim’s adventures! We’re gonna have more episodes, and…

Mar 25th

Ted & Jim

Hey everyone. I made this animation for school, and thought I’d throw it up on Newgrounds. It’s called Ted & Jim. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/565419 Click to watch, and please vote! -Tony

Mar 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 2nd

Computer Race

I turned my laptop and my desktop on at the same time, to see which one would boot up quickest. Whichever lost would become my permanent porn machine. The Verdict: The desktop won, making my laptop my new spank ‘puter. Which is good, because I can take that bitch wherever I want! -Tony

Nov 30th

Nov 13th

Umm...

I was just looking at what could either be a really ugly girl or a really pretty dude. Either way, my dick is confused. -Tony

Nov 11th

Costumes

So my girlfriend and I are going as a priest and an alterboy for Halloween. Question is, who should be which? -Tony

Oct 28th

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collegehumor: New video: “Hate Weird Facebook Guys.” The best Eminem parody about Facebook featuring Bo Burnham you’ll see all afternoon! My second video with CollegeHumor.com! I do vocals for Eminem again. Woohoo! - Sam Haft

Oct 19th

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